75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure – Pitching Laughter Under the Stars
Embarking on an outdoor adventure filled with fresh air, breathtaking landscapes, and the simplicity of nature is a delightful experience. And what better way to enhance your camping trip than with a hearty dose of laughter?
We all know that camping brings people together, igniting a sense of camaraderie around the campfire. To add an extra spark to your outdoor escapades, we’ve compiled a collection of 75 side-splitting camping jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort.
So, whether you’re looking to entertain your fellow campers or simply lighten the mood, these camping jokes will undoubtedly brighten up your camping experience and create unforgettable memories.
Get ready to pitch your tent and unleash the laughter!
Table of Contents
- 75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure
- 1. Q: Why are trees so popular? A: They branch out.
- 2. Q: On a camping trip, how do you keep a Mormon from drinking all of your beer? A: You bring two of them.
- 3. If you get cold while camping, simply stand in the corner of a tent for a few minutes. Normally, they are around 90 degrees.
- 4. Q: What do you call a group of musical campers? A: A band-camp!
- 5. Q: What do you call a toothless bear? A: A gummy bear.
- 6. Q: Why don’t skeletons go camping? A: Because they don’t have the guts!
- 7. Q: What prompted the robot to go camping? A: He needed to recharge his batteries.
- 8. Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake? A: Swimming trunks!
- 9. Q: Where does a camper’s money go? A: In the River Bank!
- 10. Q: Why do trees make the best campers? A: Because they know not to “leaf” anything behind!
- 11. “I’d like a water……………. and some of those peanuts,” a bear says as he walks into a restaurant. “Sure,” the server says, “but why the big paws?”
- 12. Q: What do you call a camper who doesn’t have a nose or a body? A: Nobodynose
- 13. Q: What do you call a group of crows camping? A: Murder in the tent
- 14. Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tent? A: Lost!
- 15. Q: Why did the camping couple break up? A: They couldn’t find any common ground!
- 16. Q: Why did the camper bring a ladder to the campground? A: To “elevate” their camping experience!
- 17. Did you hear about the honey-making insects who fell in love while camping? It was tent two bee.
- 18. Q: Why don’t bears like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!
- 19. Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists sleeping in sleeping bags? A: “Sandwiches!”
- 20. Q: What did the camping stove say to the campfire? “You’re fired!”
- 21. Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite camping activity? A: Stakeouts!
- 22. Have you heard anything about the kidnapping in the woods? It’s fine. He woke up.
- 23. Q: What camping location makes a pet bird sing with delight? A: The Canary Islands!
- 24. Q: Why did the camping chair go to therapy? A: It had too many “fold-up” issues!
- 25. Have you heard about the lawyer who got lost while camping with one of his clients? He was discovered with criminal intent.
- 26. Q: Why didn’t the elephant bring a suitcase with him on his RV trip? A: He already owned a trunk!
- 27. Q: What is a tree’s favorite beverage? A: Root beer.
- 28. Q: What did the sleeping bag say to the camper? A: “I’ve got you covered!”
- 29. Q: How do you start a campfire with just one stick? A: Make sure it’s a “match”stick!
- 30. Full House went camping. They were all wearing four-season sleeping bags.
- 31. Q: What made the fish blush? A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
- 32. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer!
- 33. Q: What do you call a comedian in a tent? A: In-“tents”-ly hilarious!
- 34. I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping with us. He dashed off, screaming, “Alpaca tent!”
- 35. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A “gummy” bear!
- 36. Q: Why did the camping comedian get fired? A: They couldn’t “stake” their jokes!
- 37. Q: How do campers figure out whether or not they like camping? A: They do a “trail” run!
- 38. I was fired from my job keeping people warm at the campsite. “You’re fired wood,” they said.
- 39. Q: Where did the sheep spend their camping trip? A: The Bahamas, of course!
- 40. Q: What did the lake say to the sailboat at the camping site? A: Nothing, it simply waved.
- 41. The other day, I went to buy a camouflage tent. I couldn’t find any.
- 42. Q: Why didn’t the bird bring a map camping? A: It wanted to “wing” its way around!
- 43. Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? A: Based on its bark.
- 44. Q: Why are hiking stores so varied? A: They hire people from all walks of life.
- 45. One day, the number seven went camping. He packed his things and he was sept for life.
- 46. Q: Why don’t campers ever take showers in the morning? A: Because they like to “dew” it at night!
- 47. Q: What do you call a camping bear that’s a good singer? A: A “bear”-itone!
- 48. If you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin, admission to our local aquarium is only a few dollars. Yes, it’s free for all in-tents and porpoises!
- 49. Q: Why did the camp warden resign? A: Because it was always in tents.
- 50. Q: Why do people who go camping on April 1 always seem exhausted? A: Because they recently completed a 31-day March!
- 51. Last week, I went camping. It’s all about in-tent-ions.
- 52. Q: Why is it that going camping with two couples is never relaxing? A: There are two tents.
- 53. Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from stretching? A: Don’t sleep too long in it!
- 54. Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in the autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
- 55. I slept like a log last night. I woke up on the campfire.
- 56. Q: What’s a campfire’s favorite type of comedy? A: “Crackling” jokes!
- 57. Q: How do campers make friends with squirrels? A: They offer “nutty” conversations!
- 58. Camping is something I’ve always wanted to do. But I’ve heard it’s really in tents
- 59. Q: Why did the tree go to school? A: It wanted to learn “twig”-nomics!
- 60. Q: What’s a campfire’s favorite type of exercise? A: “Flame”-ingo stretches!
- 61. I wasn’t sure about camping, but a guy roped me into it.
- 62. Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line.
- 63. The seaside camping trip was so dull that the tide went out and never returned.
- 64. Q: How do trees connect to the internet? A: They log in.
- 65. When we go camping, my friend likes to set up a poker table in his tent. The game gets really in-tents.
- 66. Q: When and where do most teenagers go camping? A: In front of Best Buy the day before the new Call of Duty game is released!
- 67. What did the beaver tell the tree? A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!
- 68. Q: What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A: A “hiss”-terical comedian!
- 69. Q: What is another name for a sleeping bag? A: A nap sack.
- 70. You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.
- 71. Q: How do campers keep their food safe from bears? A: They “bear”-ly leave a trace!
- 72. Give a man a fish, and he will be fed for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
- 73. Q: Why do mummies never go camping? A: They’re afraid to unwind and relax!
- 74. Smokers make excellent camping companions. If a Bear attacks, you can easily outrun them.
- 75. Q: How do campers know when it’s time for bed? A: When they’re “tent”-atively tired!
75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure
1. Q: Why are trees so popular? A: They branch out.
2. Q: On a camping trip, how do you keep a Mormon from drinking all of your beer? A: You bring two of them.
3. If you get cold while camping, simply stand in the corner of a tent for a few minutes. Normally, they are around 90 degrees.
4. Q: What do you call a group of musical campers? A: A band-camp!
5. Q: What do you call a toothless bear? A: A gummy bear.
6. Q: Why don’t skeletons go camping? A: Because they don’t have the guts!
7. Q: What prompted the robot to go camping? A: He needed to recharge his batteries.
8. Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake? A: Swimming trunks!
9. Q: Where does a camper’s money go? A: In the River Bank!
10. Q: Why do trees make the best campers? A: Because they know not to “leaf” anything behind!
11. “I’d like a water……………. and some of those peanuts,” a bear says as he walks into a restaurant. “Sure,” the server says, “but why the big paws?”
12. Q: What do you call a camper who doesn’t have a nose or a body? A: Nobodynose
13. Q: What do you call a group of crows camping? A: Murder in the tent
14. Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tent? A: Lost!
15. Q: Why did the camping couple break up? A: They couldn’t find any common ground!
16. Q: Why did the camper bring a ladder to the campground? A: To “elevate” their camping experience!
17. Did you hear about the honey-making insects who fell in love while camping? It was tent two bee.
18. Q: Why don’t bears like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!
19. Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists sleeping in sleeping bags? A: “Sandwiches!”
20. Q: What did the camping stove say to the campfire? “You’re fired!”
21. Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite camping activity? A: Stakeouts!
22. Have you heard anything about the kidnapping in the woods? It’s fine. He woke up.
23. Q: What camping location makes a pet bird sing with delight? A: The Canary Islands!
24. Q: Why did the camping chair go to therapy? A: It had too many “fold-up” issues!
25. Have you heard about the lawyer who got lost while camping with one of his clients? He was discovered with criminal intent.
26. Q: Why didn’t the elephant bring a suitcase with him on his RV trip? A: He already owned a trunk!
27. Q: What is a tree’s favorite beverage? A: Root beer.
28. Q: What did the sleeping bag say to the camper? A: “I’ve got you covered!”
29. Q: How do you start a campfire with just one stick? A: Make sure it’s a “match”stick!
30. Full House went camping. They were all wearing four-season sleeping bags.
31. Q: What made the fish blush? A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
32. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer!
33. Q: What do you call a comedian in a tent? A: In-“tents”-ly hilarious!
34. I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping with us. He dashed off, screaming, “Alpaca tent!”
35. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A “gummy” bear!
36. Q: Why did the camping comedian get fired? A: They couldn’t “stake” their jokes!
37. Q: How do campers figure out whether or not they like camping? A: They do a “trail” run!
38. I was fired from my job keeping people warm at the campsite. “You’re fired wood,” they said.
39. Q: Where did the sheep spend their camping trip? A: The Bahamas, of course!
40. Q: What did the lake say to the sailboat at the camping site? A: Nothing, it simply waved.
41. The other day, I went to buy a camouflage tent. I couldn’t find any.
42. Q: Why didn’t the bird bring a map camping? A: It wanted to “wing” its way around!
43. Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? A: Based on its bark.
44. Q: Why are hiking stores so varied? A: They hire people from all walks of life.
45. One day, the number seven went camping. He packed his things and he was sept for life.
46. Q: Why don’t campers ever take showers in the morning? A: Because they like to “dew” it at night!
47. Q: What do you call a camping bear that’s a good singer? A: A “bear”-itone!
48. If you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin, admission to our local aquarium is only a few dollars. Yes, it’s free for all in-tents and porpoises!
49. Q: Why did the camp warden resign? A: Because it was always in tents.
50. Q: Why do people who go camping on April 1 always seem exhausted? A: Because they recently completed a 31-day March!
51. Last week, I went camping. It’s all about in-tent-ions.
52. Q: Why is it that going camping with two couples is never relaxing? A: There are two tents.
53. Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from stretching? A: Don’t sleep too long in it!
54. Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in the autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
55. I slept like a log last night. I woke up on the campfire.
56. Q: What’s a campfire’s favorite type of comedy? A: “Crackling” jokes!
57. Q: How do campers make friends with squirrels? A: They offer “nutty” conversations!
58. Camping is something I’ve always wanted to do. But I’ve heard it’s really in tents
59. Q: Why did the tree go to school? A: It wanted to learn “twig”-nomics!
60. Q: What’s a campfire’s favorite type of exercise? A: “Flame”-ingo stretches!
61. I wasn’t sure about camping, but a guy roped me into it.
62. Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line.
63. The seaside camping trip was so dull that the tide went out and never returned.
64. Q: How do trees connect to the internet? A: They log in.
65. When we go camping, my friend likes to set up a poker table in his tent. The game gets really in-tents.
66. Q: When and where do most teenagers go camping? A: In front of Best Buy the day before the new Call of Duty game is released!
67. What did the beaver tell the tree? A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!
68. Q: What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A: A “hiss”-terical comedian!
69. Q: What is another name for a sleeping bag? A: A nap sack.
70. You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.
71. Q: How do campers keep their food safe from bears? A: They “bear”-ly leave a trace!
72. Give a man a fish, and he will be fed for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
73. Q: Why do mummies never go camping? A: They’re afraid to unwind and relax!
74. Smokers make excellent camping companions. If a Bear attacks, you can easily outrun them.
75. Q: How do campers know when it’s time for bed? A: When they’re “tent”-atively tired!
Conclusion – 75 Hilarious Camping Jokes to Brighten Your Outdoor Adventure
Whether you’re a seasoned camper or new to the great outdoors, these 75 camping jokes show us that laughter truly is the best trail companion. So, keep these jokes in your arsenal and let them ignite the spirit of fun and camaraderie during your next camping adventure. From humorous puns and witty one-liners to silly anecdotes, these jokes will continue to bring joy and merriment to your camping trips for years to come.
So, go ahead, gather around the campfire, roast some marshmallows, and share a joke or two. Let the laughter fill the night air and create a bond that will make your camping memories last a lifetime.
Happy camping and may your adventures always be accompanied by laughter!
My name is Ben Wann, and I’m a lifelong tent camper and backpacker who jumps on every opportunity to get out and enjoy nature! I created this site to inspire others to get outside and to make the process easier for you.
